What I Did

…to the tree;


That’s the imprint of my bike brake. Right handlebar. I’d show you what the tree did to me, but as I went over the handlebars I copped the left handlebar and brake somewhere too low for a family friendly blog.

Actually, it was a bit higher than what you’re thinking, and if I’d been male instead of female than I would think the bike or tree was trying to rid me of my ability to produce more tree-smashing idiots. Alas, tree zero, me one, I can barely walk and have a bruise the size of my hand, but I will probably go on to crash into trees again in the future.

If you must know why I ran into the tree, I was looking at a dog. It was really cute. It was like this; http://www.cutestpaw.com/images/cute-puppy-2/  but even cuter.

The moral of the story: be nice to trees. Or they will strike their revenge against you.


About Anneque Machelle

Anneque Machelle finds the best in indie sci-fi - so you don't have to. Her background in biology, engineering and fiction writing give her a Geiger counter to find the most radioactive underground hits this side of Pripyat.
This entry was posted in Adventure, Bikes, Photo a Day and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to What I Did

  1. be careful and feel better. that must have been a really cute dog.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s